So, I’m a big fan of Arrested Development. For all you NetFlixers out there, watch it you will not be disappointed. There is a character named Tobias that happens to be a “never-nude”. This means he has a fear of being naked. So, he always wears a pair of really small cut-off jean shorts.
Wear am I going with is? Get it? Wear? I like to think about the really weird idiosyncrasies that make us human. Not only that, but the awkward things that can bond people for life. The things only your best friend can understand and accept. For instance, I love to push elevator buttons. I like to be the first one to do it. My best friend knows that and will wait for me to meet him, just so I can. It’s so bad that when I go on dates and the guy will press it first, I feel so let down. I feel like some one snatched candy away from me on Easter (yes, that was a Michelle Obama reference). I haven’t been diagnosed with OCD, I highly doubt this compulsion would qualify. However, it is weird and not something I’m proud of.
What about you, dear reader? What secrets lie in the pockets of your never nude cutoffs?
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